CAPSIZE A MARRIAGE THAT WAS NOT QUITE FULFILLED
BUT I THREW UP 7 TIMES BEFORE I TOOK THE PILL
NO I'M NOT GOING HIS WAY OR THE ONE BEFORE
SWEAR THAT WE'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS THEN CLOSE THE DOOR

WELL NIGHT TRAIN AND RUMPLEMINZE SHOULD NEVER MEET
WHILE INFIDELITY AND MYSELF IS WORTH THE HEAT

WHO'S TO KNOW WHEN WE DRESS LIKE STRANGERS
WHO'S TO KNOW WHEN WE SHINE, SHINE, LIE, LIE
WHO'S TO KNOW WHEN WE'RE DRESSED LIKE STRANGERS
WHO'S TO KNOW WHAT WE DO IN OUR SPARE TIME

WHO NEEDS PILLOWS WHEN A CARPET WILL DO?
WHO NEEDS A HUSBAND WHEN YOUR LOVER SAYS, 'STAY'
WE STOPPED THE CLOCKS FROM TICKING, LOCKED OUT THE WORLD
NOW I CAN ANSWER QUESTIONS TRUTHFUL AND SURE

I SAID, 'YES, THAT WAS HER THAT YOU SAW ME KISS'
SHE SAID, 'NEVER DATE MUSICIANS 'CAUSE THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMETHING AND YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT IT'

WHO'S TO KNOW WHEN WE DRESS LIKE STRANGERS
WHO'S TO KNOW WHEN WE SHINE, SHINE, LIE, LIE
WHO'S TO KNOW WHEN WE'RE DRESSED LIKE STRANGERS
WHO'S TO KNOW WHAT WE DO IN OUR SPARE TIME